Fun Facts

I've decided to compile a list of semi-interesting facts for your semi-entertaining pleasure of our new life so far:

• My face (aka wrinkles and dark circles and acne) look awesome and I've quit wearing makeup all together and using any face products.  However, the 79% humidity has NOT been kind to my naturally curly hair and I'm tempted to shave it off...but whatever.  
• We can eat really healthy (healthily?) for really cheap... We've eaten mostly local produce and same-day fish for a fraction of what it would cost in the states (I'll be posting our itemized budget and expenses at the end of June for comparison.)  And Ty, the foodie, has already made his own hot sauce, salsa, black beans, salad dressings, fish dipping sauces all from scratch and has plans to make sourdough bread, dill pickles, and tortillas in the very near future.  (As I type this I'm eating tempura-battered white fish, black beans, cilantro lime rice and a fire-roasted poplano sauce... It doesn't suck to be me!) 
• We've been drinking fresh-pressed orange juice every morning because we can buy 11 pounds of oranges for like 2-3 bucks and Ty's brother bought us a badass commercial citrus press as a going-away present right before we left.  Yes, please.   
• Our perfect puppy LOVES his new home and that makes me so wonderfully happy because I was so worried he'd be too hot and out of his comfort zone.  Ironically, Ty has been the most miserable and whiney about the heat even though moving to Mexico was his grand idea.  He has yet to wear underwear (and rarely shirts) in the 10 days we've been here.  The heat has been a non-issue for me so far because it's only about 85 during the day and about 75 at night.  I can't wait to see how whiney Ty gets in July and August.... 
• I can get fance lashes in Puerto Vallarta and for about half the cost as the states. Wooooot!
• The view from our couch never gets old.

• We're having our house cleaned (really well) three times a week and having our all our laundry done for about 44 bucks per month.  (Say, what?!?!  This is reason enough for me to never come home.)
• It's surprisingly hard to buy good coffee in grocery stores here... The fields must be owned by corporate giants like Starbucks and McDonalds or it all gets exported or something, because it's mostly cheap junk here. 
• The selection at Home Depot is disappointing!  And there are so many products that aren't even available here.  Did you know you can't even buy steel wool or Soft Scrub here??  Marianne asks guests to bring her items she hasn't been able to find in Mexico.... She has steel wool from Canada and we picked up Soft Scrub in Arizona for her on our trip down.  It'll be interesting to see what we ask our friends to bring us next spring!
• Our feet have been really sore since we've been here... We're not used to walking on cobblestone streets in flip flops every day!  (I'm sure we have your sympathy, right?)
• In an effort to acclimate to the heat and save energy and expenses, we have yet to use the air conditioner in our house... I've been totally fine without it, but again, whiney Ty is dying and gets annoyed if I come within a foot of him.  Snuggling is officially off-limits in Mexico, apparently!
• Much to Bloo's dismay, he has learned to swim in the pool... He's always been timid around water when he can't reach the ground, but Ty's been calling him over to the edge and awkwardly pulling him in simply to cool him off.  He looks totally terrified until he finds the stairs and crawls out about 20 pounds heavier...because his curly hair is like a sponge.  But as soon as he's out, he starts running laps and acting cocky, like, "Mama, did you see I just survived the scariest ocean ever?!?!"  Needless to say, he's less trusting of Ty when he's in the pool now... 
• AND JUST AS I THOUGHT I WAS DONE TYPING THIS POST....the biggest, nastiest cockroach I've ever seen just scurried across our living room floor!  I yelled, "NOPE" over and over again until Ty squished him.  GROSS.  

Happy Martes... And good night! 

The Road to Mexico...

So, it's been a while since I've written anything and I feel like I owe my followers (aka my mom) an update... Since my last post the following things have happened:

• I left my 3 training jobs and Ty left his management job
• We listed our super cute river house for sell and sold it for full price (twice!)
• We sold both our cars and bought a mini van instead (Don't get me started.)
• Ty bought like 5 sets of used golf clubs for his wannabe Mexican golf business (Oh boy.) 
• We had a two-day yard sale and sold absolutely everything that didn't fit in the mini van... (No cargo carrier on top, no trailer....everything we now own fits into a mini van!!)
• We sold so much of our furniture that we had to sleep on the floor our last night in the house
• Over this past weekend, we signed papers on our house, made a couple trips to the dump and to Goodwill...cleaned the whole house, loaded the van and LEFT TOWN on Monday afternoon.  

Oh, wait... Have I mentioned that we're not only moving to Mexico, but we're DRIVING there??  I don't know if I have yet on this blog.... We're driving to Puerto Vallarta.  And we're about halfway there at the moment.  We're currently shacked up in a hotel in Cedar City, Utah with our perfect pup in tow.

We left Seattle Monday afternoon and made the short trek to Portland so we could see our cousins and my parents one more time... Then Tuesday we drove east from Portland to Twin Falls, Idaho.  Today we drove south to Cedar City.  About 1200 miles so far.... 

There have been a lot of surprising things about our much-anticipated road trip so far:

• The speed limit has been 80 mph for a lot of our trip!!  Idaho and Utah are like desolate for hundreds of miles at a time... We've seen more cows than cars. 
• Um, people still get pulled over when the speed limit is 80 mph.  Seriously?  
• Idaho smells like cattle and the rest stops specifically state that unloading livestock is prohibited.  Ha.
• Bloo has been the most well-behaved puppy gentleman of all time.  (Not actually surprising, because he's perfect.  Duh.)  But seriously, he's been such a trooper.  I'm pretty sure he's just stoked to be with both his humans all day.  And as I type this, he is currently enjoying a queen-size bed to himself for the second night in a row.  
• I haven't been totally whiney about being boooooooored nearly as much as I thought I would have by now. 
• I've only sang like 50 Adele songs at the top of my lungs so far. 
• And Ty has yet to complain about it...

Another fun fact about our road trip is that very LITTLE of it is planned out.  We've only booked hotel rooms hours before showing up (with a 100-pound dog, no less)... We don't really know our routes until the day of and we don't even really know when we're crossing the border (or where we're staying in Mexico our first night.  Yikes!!)  Needless to say, we've just been enjoying the ride....  

Tomorrow we're gonna visit some nearby National Parks and then head to the Grand Canyon, simply because I've never been... From there we move south through Arizona and eventually cross the border in Nogales...before making the 2-day venture to our little La Cruz and then living happily ever after.  

More updates to come!