Monday, August 22, 2016

3 Months Later...

Hmm... What exciting things shall I bore you with today?   I don't really have a topic in mind, so I'll just start blabbering and see what happens.  Oh wait.  That's what I always do. 

I happened to check the date today (it's already late August?!) and realized that today marks 3 months since arriving in La Cruz.  Strangely though, it feels like we've been here so much longer than that.  

My favorite part of living in Mexico so far is the affordability and simplicity of daily life here.  We are living very comfortably on very little... We walk to the market for produce, the marina for fresh fish, the carniceria (butcher shop) for local beef, the tortilleria for daily-made tortillas... We also walk to lots of local, "plastic chair" taco stands and torta shops.  And everywhere we go we're so shocked at how cheap it is compared to what we're used to.  The reverse sticker shock hasn't worn off yet... 

We've made lots of Mexican friends thanks to our new buddy Ernesto (Baku's full-time maintenance Hefe) who has kinda taken us under his wing and shown us "how the locals do it"... He's taken us to new towns and whole-in-the-wall restaurants and little villages and a bunch of places we probably wouldn't have found on our own.  

Last month he took us to a first communion ceremony for his niece which is a very big deal here (the girls all looked like tiny brides!), followed by his uncle's house for celebratory Birria (a super yummy goat stew typically eaten on Sundays), where we were treated like special guests... 









He makes regular, random stops by our house and asks if we wanna have some "divertido" (fun) with he and his friends or his lovely wife.  Whether it's riding in the back of a pick-up truck to get "mom and pop" tacos, or sitting under a ramada (palm frond awning) talking and laughing for hours...or taking us on a private tour of the north shore, we always have a lot of fun and we always come away with something new.  He's patient of our "gringo Spanish" and is always willing to teach us new words or phrases or customs or answer any of our newbie questions.  I think he really enjoys having us here (if only for his own entertainment.  Ha!)  We've been very fortunate to have him around everyday to help us navigate our new home.  Everywhere we go, people are friendly and welcoming and patient...and despite blips of homesickness now and then, all is well in Mexico.  

My least favorite part of living in Mexico is the freaking bugs!!!  Thankfully we haven't had any more "nope" experiences since that toddler-sized spider came racing outta my bathrobe a couple months ago...as I was putting it on.  Hmm...I don't think I've actually mentioned that mortifying event on here since it was after I had written my creepy crawly post.  It was after I had just gotten out of the shower and I reached for my robe hanging on a hook on the wall... Just as I flung it around me and stuck my arms in the sleeves, I felt something big and fuzzy shimmy down my leg and then I watched a rat with 8 legs sprint across the bathroom floor as I screamed for Ty to save me.  Because, duh. 

Here's Ty's Facebook post moments after he rescued my naked butt from imminent danger... In case you can't tell, that sucker was about FIVE inches in diameter.  FIVE.  I was traumatized for at least two weeks -- tip-toeing around the house like I was gonna find a friggen grenade in my sock drawer. 





Anyway, after dousing our house in Orson Home Defense spray after one too many "nopes", we've seen zero spiders and maybe one or two cockroaches, so that hasn't been a problem at all anymore (I still have to shake out my bathrobe before I put it on, but)... Our biggest frustration/annoyance are the damn mosquitoes!!!  

Mosquitoes are a problem here in the summer because of the rain and humidity, but even worse for us, is that we live on a dirt road with deep ruts and zero drainage...so every time there's a torrential downpour (which is often) our road looks like a muddy river for days and days...and it's just a disgusting breeding ground for a bazillion little blood-suckers.  Much of our days are spent applying creams and sprays and lighting citronella candles and slapping our skin and iiiiiiittttttccccchhhhhing.  I'm convinced they actually like DEET and it's making them like immortal or something, because there is just no relief.  It's hell.  I'm covered in bites and scabs and scars and I'm about to lose my mind.  One of the cons about living in a semi-tropical climate, for sure... I'm ready for it to be winter. 

It's POURED the last 3 nights in a row... This is the worst we've seen the road so far.  It's no wonder Baku closes during the summer! 








Which reminds me of my next random topic!  Thanks to the bugs and heat and humidity we were inspired to take a mini vacay inland to Guadalajara this week!  It's like the 4th most-populated city in Mexico which means I'm going to be an anxiety-filled, whacked-out stress ball because I don't like crowds or lines or traffic or people in general...but it's about 10 degrees cooler there (a low of 68 at night!?!  Yes, please!) and we're excited to explore a new part of Mexico.  

We're taking a privately-owned bus there which is basically just an airport on wheels... They have WiFi and TVs and bathrooms and alla the fance things, all for about 50 bucks round-trip per person.  It's about a 4 hour drive from here, so we'd easily spend that on gas if we were to drive ourselves.  But this way, we don't have to worry about navigating crazy traffic and not knowing where we're going.  Blog post next week about our adventure! 

Let's see... What else have we been up to?  One or two or three weekends ago (I have no awareness of time anymore) we had a major lightening/thunderstorm and our modem/router got zapped basically, and we lost internet.  Ty took the router to the telephone company in Bucerias the following morning and explained that it no longer worked and they handed him a new one for free.  THE VERY NEXT EVENING the same exact thing happened...big storm, no internet.  There were actual sparks in our kitchen and then the modem went dead.  

It was late Saturday night and we knew the telephone company would be closed the next day and that we would be without internet until at least Monday.  You don't realize how much you rely on WiFi until you're without it... We played some board games on Sunday and actually HAD TO TALK TO EACH OTHER.  But we survived, just like the people from the olden days. 

That Sunday afternoon, Ty was pouting pretty hard about not being able to watch the golf-tournament-of-the-day so we decided to go to the sports bar in Bucerias for lunch...but for some silly reason we decided to walk there instead of drive.  Walking to Bucerias (via the beach) is something we've done every year when we vacation here and it's a lot of fun.  Except we learned the hard way, that it's not as much fun when you forget to check the tide tables before you leave the house.  We mistakenly made our trek during super high tide and had to do quite a bit of sketchy maneuvering across slippery rocks and shallow waters to make it to our destination.  It took us over 2 hours!  And along the way we had to step over a half-eaten iguana, trespass private property and just keep hoping that it wasn't gonna start pouring rain before we got there.  We, of course, took the bus home after all that. 

Something we used to do back home that we recently started up again here is "going to church"... Every Sunday, we would pick a green spot on the map, load Bloo up in the car and take long, scenic drives with no plans or real destinations in mind.  We'd sing along to great music, we'd talk and laugh, enjoy the scenery and forget about stress for a couple hours...and then we'd come home and make cozy comfort food.  It was easily my favorite part of the week.  We aren't religious people, so we always joked it was our version of "going to church" on Sundays.  

This weekend, outta nowhere Ty said, "Wanna go to church?"  I didn't even have to think about it...we grabbed Bloo and headed out the door with zero plans.  We drove around for at least a couple hours.  We explored little towns, saw lush, rolling mountains and pineapple farms, we people-watched and took mental notes of restaurants or places we wanted to come back to, we didn't care about getting lost...we talked, we laughed, we sang.  It was a perfect day.   Side note:  Mexico seriously makes me wanna take up photography... Yesterday we saw a girl riding a horse down the road while talking on her cell phone.  Where are we?!














Well, I think that's all the "updates" I have for you today... Oh wait! 

Thursday was a "big" day for me!  For the first time in 3 months I drove all by myself!!  (There's something I never thought I would say.)  I drove to the supermarket in Bucerias about 15 minutes from here because Ty was busy cleaning pools and we needed some items for guests that stayed here over the weekend.  So, I had to put on my big girl pants (errr...shorts) and get over my anxiety of driving in a foreign country with lax traffic laws and handle it like a boss lady, which I did, of course.  However, as I was paying for my groceries with the credit card I haven't used in three months (I never bring my wallet anywhere because Ty always has his or we pay in cash) I realized that I had forgotten how to sign my name.  Palm to face.  I was thiiiiisssss close to adulting.

Alright... I'm outta here.  (I never know how to end these pointless ramblings.)  Adios!!  

Friday, August 5, 2016

Things I miss...

It's a given that I miss my friends and family and co-workers and fitness buddies....but there are lot of little comforts of home that I miss too.  Since I'm super allergic to talking about my real feelings, I'm gonna write about the latter.... 

Some little things I miss...

I miss super fuzzy Bloo...but even more than that, I miss snuggling with my pup.  Back home, our lazy boy probably spent 80% of his time on the couch in one of our laps, or spread out in our bed.  (He might even have thought that it was HIS bed and he let us sleep in it with him on occasion.)  



But since we've been here, he prefers to lay on the cool tile floors... Also, the furniture here doesn't belong to us, so we trained him (really, really quickly because he's a genius) to stay off of it.  So, if I want puppy love, I gotta go down to his level.  Which I do, of course, because he is my most favorite creature in the whole world.  Duh.  



As I mentioned in my last post, I miss having any control whatsoever over my hair.  I've always had naturally curly hair but I've been straightening it for over a decade.  To let it stay curly requires a bunch of hair products to keep the frizz at bay, and even then I never knew what in the hell it was gonna do during the day... It was always just easier and less work to flat iron...and I'm a laaaaazzzy girl.  But here, flat ironing is totally pointless because I just sweat my face off the entire time and my hair ends up wet and frizzy before I'm even finished.  And all the products in the world can't combat tropical rain and one million percent humidity.  So, I've resorted to locking my hair down in tight braids or slicked back buns or whatever else that will work as a straight jacket for this crazy ass tumbleweed sprouting from my noggin right now.  (Update!  Since starting this post I got a much-needed Brazilian Blowout as a birthday present from my sweet mother-in-law and now Ty is the only homeless-looking member of the family.  Thanks again, Janis!!)  I should have taken a before pic, but just imagine if a poodle and a lion had a baby and that baby moved to Mexico in August.  




I also miss having the option of wearing makeup.  Let me rephrase...makeup is super pointless here, because it'll just be streaking down my face in 15 minutes.  In fact, if I try to put anything on my face (lotions, creams, serums, foundation, whatever) I have to run and sit in front of a fan until it dries because if I don't it'll just turn into a sweat mask... I've never been much of a girly girl, but it'd be nice to swipe on some eyeliner now and then when we're going out.  Have you ever tried to draw on a wet balloon with a Sharpie?  Well, I haven't either.  But I imagine it's like trying to put on eyeliner in Mexico in August.  Annoyingly, the Mexican women here always have flawless makeup and frizz-free hair and no signs of permanent sweat-staches like yours truly.  Apparently I need lessons on how to lady like a Mexican.  

On a related note... I miss not being covered in sweat.  I should be kinda used to it because of my previous job as a personal trainer/bootcamp instructor...but having to constantly sop up my face/neck/chest when I'm doing something as little as eating dinner, is new and gross.  I also miss Ty having dry skin...he's always sorta sticky/clammy/salty/greasy-looking now and freaks out if I come within a foot of him.  And we're still stubbornly refusing to use the air conditioning in our house for some reason...  As soon as it started hitting 80 degrees back home, we were firing up the A/C...but here where it's 90 degrees every day with 80% humidity (and according to my weather app, it "feels like 111 degrees")...we never turn it on.  Go figure. 

We also both miss not being eaten alive by mosquitoes on the daily.  And not being covered in itchy bites and bloody scabs.  The mosquitoes are terrible here during the summer because of the heavy rain, muddy puddles and general dampness.  Sprays, lotions, repellents, candles, etc. have little affect and we both spend a good portion of the day swatting at our bare legs and scratching yesterday's bites.  As I type this, I keep clawing at the welts on my shins and ankles.  Is it winter yet?!

I miss sleeping through the night.  Have I mentioned it's hot here??  Even with a ceiling fan above our bed and a floor fan pointed directly at us all night, it's tough to find 8 solid hours of sleep.  Two nights ago was extra fun... We had our loudest, wildest thunderstorm yet and Ty ran outside (totally naked and barefoot!  Haha!) to force our bedroom windows closed because our bed was getting rained on.  Ahhh, tropical life. 

I think Ty and I can both agree that we miss standard kitchen amenities you'd find back in the states... Dishwasher, ice-maker, garbage disposal, etc.  Because of the harsh climate, mineral-rich water, winds and rain and heat and sun and humidity...appliances simply don't last as long here.  And if you're near the beach, it's even worse... So, houses here are usually kept pretty basic.  A garbage disposal isn't seen as a luxury or upgrade....it's just another thing that will need fixing and/or replacing in a year or two.  

I really miss reuben sandwiches and eggs benedict.  My two most-ordered restaurant dishes.  Sigh.  Not surprisingly, Ty has been happily dousing absolutely everything in hot sauce and topping all our meals with avocado...no matter what it is, it gets avocado.

I miss having everything available at my fingertips.  The selection in stores is just not what it is back home.  I'm used to like an entire aisle of spray paint at Home Depot, having Amazon deliver me silly "necessities" at a push of a button, and knowing where to find anything and everything.  Here...everything is kinda spread out and you gotta like know who to ask or research something to find what you need or go to lots of little separate stores.  Or.... You just ship stuff to your aunt who is coming to visit in a few months.  (Thanks, Pam!)  

I miss having clean feet!  Considering the beach is a stone's throw away and our house is on a dirt road and we wear nothing but flip flops...our feet are usually pretty dirty by the end of the day.  And Poncho, Baku's resident beach-loving pup, tracks in a hefty amount of sand every day after frolicking in the waves...so, no matter how hard we try to avoid it, we basically walk on sandy floors and sleep in sandy sheets every night.  

I miss having a bath tub.  Not that a hot bath sounds good in this heat...but I'm just super lazy and sometimes I wanna have the option of laying down after a long day of yard work. 

I think the hardest thing for me so far is feeling so out of my element... I miss feeling like a competent adult.  I've always considered myself extremely independent... I bought my first car with cash from waiting tables at 16, I left home immediately after graduating high school at 17 and worked 3 part-time jobs to support myself, I was a homeowner by 21, I was managing several men more than twice my age by 25 even though I didn't have a college education, I quit my corporate job at 27 and went to school and graduated at the top of my class, and I became a very successful personal trainer and bootcamp instructor running classes of 30 people like a BOSS!  But since arriving here... I feel like I've reverted back to being a socially awkward, inept teenager.  Moving to a new town is hard enough to acclimate to... But a new country, new language, new cultural, new traffic laws, whole new world...it's been a lot for me to adjust to.  I feel pretty dysfunctional and small and incapable most of the time now.  When you can't communicate with people you see everyday, it can be pretty disheartening.  Oops.  Enough talking about feelings...insert witty, sarcastic joke here.

With the buzz around football season starting soon (already?!?!) I've been feeling nostalgic for frosty Sundays on the couch in my Seahawks hoodie watching the games while chili is simmering on the stove and Ty is chopping wood in the garage.  Siggggghhh.  I also miss this vision of Sunday napping PERFECTION....




I think I'm going to also really miss American holidays as I know them.  We're throwing an early Thanksgiving dinner for some family that's visiting in mid November and it'll be interesting trying to find alla the traditional ingredients to go along with it... I'm also curious to see what people use as Christmas trees around here and what it'll be like to celebrate this year's holidays in shorts rather than coats.

I guess that's enough blah blah for one post... Sorry this week's rendition of nonsense was super long and less than entertaining.  Love you all!